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Daredevil (2003) IMDB rating: 5.50 Plot: Fate deals young orphan Matt Murdock a strange hand when he is doused with hazardous waste. The accident leaves Matt blind but also gives him a heightened “radar sense” that allows him to “see” far better than any man. Years later Murdock has grown into a man and becomes a respected criminal attorney. But after he’s done his “day job” Matt takes on a secret identity as “The Man Without Fear,” Daredevil, the masked avenger that patrols the neighborhood of Hell’s Kitchen and New York City to combat the injustice that he cannot tackle in the courtroom.

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Morris & his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and

every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’

Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,

And fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,

‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’

To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride.

If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’ Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could

to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’

Morris replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when

Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!’

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That’s funny, haha hehee thanks for the giggle.

jupiteress | Nov 19, 2009

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Ha ha ah kinda funny Undecided | Nov 19, 2009

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haha priceless.. i absolutely loved it.. very nice joke, that one shall be in my head all day long
.:~angel~:. | Nov 19, 2009

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Wellllll… one less problem!!
Topez | Nov 19, 2009

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heard it before but it still brings a giggle
mushroom | Nov 19, 2009

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LOL I like it!!!
candlus | Nov 19, 2009

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lol. welll after all. fifty dollars IS fifty dollars.
Taylor | Nov 19, 2009

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lol
Rainbow_Child <3 | Nov 19, 2009

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lol good one.
Hgjhx | Nov 19, 2009

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Paybacks, oh Dear Esther, as long as she had been with Morris, took him that long to prove the point paybacks are a bee itchh! Now Morris can do as he fancies and live out his life as it unfolds. Sad part, Esther’s pension went out with her.
Charles AKA CeeJay (Cheeky Lad) | Nov 19, 2009